The Commish takes no responsibility for the bias in the following recaps, nor for the lack of mention of the controversial "3-Ball Magic Show" in the second game. Recaps by Josh "Luis Cota":

Yankees 13, Brewers 6
Scotty Duroche made just his 4th start of the year despite much debate from his Yankees teammates. "You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat, what make you think you can strike out the number one power team in the league?", said Josh Cota Yankee teammate. Well Scott really proved his teammate wrong by striking out 4.  And scattered only six hits. The Yankees bats also came alive with homers from every single member of the team. Scott with three, Dave Gus with two, Cota with 1 and Willie with 1. The Brewers only offense came from the likes of Hendi when he dropped pair of long bombs.  His pitching on the other hand wasn't much to talk about. Hendi went 4 innings, striking out three and scattering nine hits.