epstein posted on February 14, 2023 18:03
Michael “Sully” Sullivan was born into a wiffleball family. His brother is the Godfather and founder of the HRL, Truck. His wife, Half Pint, is also in the league. Born on the east coast, he’s been naturalized to the East Side of St Paul over the years. He has no plans to retire, “as long as I live in this state I will play in this league”. By day, he works as a heavy equipment mechanic, and we're not talking yellow plastic folks.
His proudest HRL moment came when he hit 2 home runs off Dr Seuss in the same game - an incredibly rare feat. He prefers hitting to pitching and hopes to instill his dinger-hitting skills to his new 2023 franchise, the Space Cowboys, who have the 2nd coolest nickname in the league. His goal this season is to lead them to an above .500 finish and win Wifflepalooza. The only roadblock here is the Braves, “throwing to the Braves is torture, there is no easy out in the lineup”. He also foresees a Chihuahuas upset over the Aces in Hopkins.
Giddy up! Here’s some rootin’ tootin’ shots on Sully:
- The last time he cried was episode 3 of The Last of Us
- His favorite cheese is Muenster
- His dream job is a session musician in Nashville
- His favorite form of potatoes are Jo-Jo Potatoes
- His go-to pregame meal is Raising Canes
Sully is known for an entertaining, often quick wit, vibe on Twitter and you might just catch a stray bullet from time to time. He’s no H8R though “H8R invented HRL trash talk”, according to Sully.
The Space Cowboy franchise is sure to be a fun ride, with a roster of some new rookie gunslingers and cowpokes. When you share the corral with them, tune your radios to some They Might Be Giants, Vulfpeck, or Louis Cole, Sully’s top 3 artists. You might want to trust his musical opinion, he’s quite skilled in that department as well.
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