epstein posted on April 17, 2023 22:27
Evan “Psych” Sibbet, also known as “Showtime” in some HRL circles, joined the league in 2017 after hitting it off in the Twitter DMs with Epstein. Hailing from Prior Lake, he went to high school with HOV, Fez, Dodger Dave, and Oh Billy. This squad, known as Team Combat, was a fixture at Wifflin for Wishes from a young age. They also circuited the nation, playing in high stakes tournaments like the Hometown Cup and World Wiffleball Championship.
Psych has played with many teammates, but none as controversial as Dream, who is both his favorite and least favorite teammate at the same time. He also has a soft spot for HPV. His first HRL home run came off Truck, and he says Smallpox is the toughest batter to pitch to. 2023 will see Psych aim to defend his HRL Cup with the Aces.
Chill out, here are the Pysch facts:
- He last peed his pants in 3rd grade
- His favorite type of milk is from a cow
- Top 3 movies: No Country for Old Men, 300, and Skyfall
- His favorite color is green
- If Psych dug a tunnel to the other side of the earth, he believes he would exit headfirst, not feet first.
Psych has a competitive nature like no other, if anyone in the league could make a living playing wiffleball, it would be him. He says a $50k salary would suffice if he were to be a full time wiffleball athlete. If not an athlete, he’d settle for his dream job, a lead sports broadcaster for a major network (hello Jim Nantz).
Psych has a deep interest and respect for the history of the HRL. You can catch him at the rinks shooting the breeze on past stat leaders and vintage HRL Youtube videos. When asked about 2023 season predictions, he says “Season 20 will be an absolute party with all the pomp & circumstance”.
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