Poor A's. It could've been anyone. Rumor has it the O's were still seething over their playoff disappointment, and promised to strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who would stand in their way for game 1 of the 2011 HRL season. It could've been the Braves. It could've been the Red Sox. It happened to be the A's. It happened to the tune of 24 runs and 8 HR's. It of course didn't help matters that the A's were having a hard time picking the ball up in the field which was reflected in the error column. Giving the O's extra outs is always a tough sell. At any rate, the A's were good sports about things, and Toonces, bad back and all made a Kirk Gibson-esque pitching performance...only without the heroics, but with a stronger beard.
Beverage of choice: High Life
Insults for KWL: Fuck off Hosers
Submitted: J.R. Westberg
Apr 29, 2011