By Nightmare (and Vlade, sort of) Vlade hates my weekly power rankings. … but why?  At first I thought that it was just carryover hate ...

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By Nightmare (obviously)— (6-0) The Rays are struggling.  For the first time all year they didn’t 10-run a team… either ...

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Written by Dr. Seuss~             When I first joined the HRL in 2006, the message board was...

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By Nightmare (obviously)— (4-0) The Rays are good.  I get it.  You get it.  Who cares?  No one.  I’m just g...

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by Nightmare-- If you’re expecting a read even 10% as interesting as last week’s, just do yourself a favor and close your browser right...

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Epstein’s Pre Season Thoughts   1.) Breakout performer predictions based off spring training In case you missed it, there has been...

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Preseason, Predictions

HRL 2019: Endgame Nightmare’s Power Rankings Vol. 2 – Opening Day Edition Did you feel that?  When you woke up this morning?&nb...

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Settling the Age-Old Debate by 'Stache I was bored at work and was messing around on the site and found the Split Stats screen. I was looking ...

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When I first entered the league in 2017, I was sort of awestruck as to just how much history surrounds the HRL. From it's beginnings back in 2004,...

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Here are the 2019 pre-season rankings, as determined by Nightmare.  If you don’t like them, or I misquoted a stat, who cares.  R...

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EAGAN - A sad day in the HRL indeed, as one of our own OG Bears, and more importantly, and OG HRL’er, Jim “Westy” West has decided t...

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Is Evan still beefing with Neut? Find out in this edition of GTKTHRL.

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Psych, Evan, Dodgers, Get To Know The HRL

Casey "Stache" Urbach. Is his moustache really that amazing? 

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Stache, Rubberducks, Get To Know The HRL

Today’s edition: Kevin “Tootin” Tuhy Tootin is manager of the Eagan Kardinals, (the K is for strikeouts). Since his college days,...

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Kardinals, Tootin

With the polar vortex slowly loosening its grip on the Twin Cities, believe it or not the 2019 HRL Season is just three short months away. &...

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Winter Meeting 2019- A Smashing Success Complete with the Refreshing Winds of Change Gluek’s – Downtown Minneapolis 1/26/19 1800 CST T...

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COTTAGE GROVE -- You know, from where I sit now, there is a certain joy in seeing young dudes my kids’ age and even younger whooping my ass in a...

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Well, it’s that time of year again, as the league annually re-shapes itself into what will eventually be the 2019 season (our 16th)!  Start...

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Roster Trimming, New Contracts, Team Rebrands and Prepares for Free Agency Orioles ownership has been busy in this early offseason, wrapping up all pe...

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As year 15 (XV because that’s cooler) of the HRL has come to a close, we look back at the season that was. The Headlines: The Noobs in Eagan ...

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